Unofficial Robert Day Song

Fwiw, this started to the tune of O'Tannenbaum, but devolved from there.


Unofficial Robert Day Song

Oh, Robert Day! Oh, Robert Day!
Oh, Let Us Count the Ways that We Love Robert Day!

He twitpics his kitty cats.
We get to wear our fancy hats.
He loves cartoons and a good storm.
He really hates the peacock swarm.

Oh, Robert Day! Oh, Robert Day!
Oh, Let Us Count the Ways that We Love Robert Day!

1, 2, 3, 4...infinity!
Let's celebrate with the Robert Day trinity!
Jager, vodka, and rum will do,
But you can throw in a 40 or 2.

He loves zombies, even the uppity.
@eddus would make him a cuppa tea.
Disney is the place to be,
But it's better in 3-D.

Oh, Robert Day! Oh, Robert Day!
You Must Swing The BanHammer™ on Robert Day!

Innuendo is all that you can say,
Cause that's the rule on Robert Day!
Oh rum, rum, rum, rum, rum, hey!
Let's drink some rum for Robert Day!

He'll tell you how to grow veggies and fruit,
And then how to pick, pickle or drink them to boot.
He'll tell you how to cook Devil Ducky and your eggs,
And in PS, fix your .jpgs.

O'HelperBot! O'HelperBot!
You always help us out a lot.

We're all broke and too far away
To properly celebrate this Robert Day.
But we can joke and drink to you,
And send an Lolcat or two.
It's the Least I Could Do
To sing this Robert Day song to you.

Oh Robert Day! Oh Robert Day!
Oh Let Us Count the Ways that We Love Robert Day!

Afternoons with lostinmiami going through Rayne.
A little sociopath to make us smile again.
FriendLEE banter or DrunkenLEE song.
All your Robert are to us belong.

Oh, Robert Day! Oh, Robert Day!
We sing Our Praises Be to Robert Day!